Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Women are definitely smarter than men hahahahhaRead this:
Conversation (1)
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the
husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Conversation (2)
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
each woman uses a day : ... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything because men are absent minded and not so
intelligent.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Conversation (3)
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can
be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and stupid so I
would be attracted to you!
Conversation (4)
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and
hubby was losing his temper.
"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me."
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
Conversation (5)
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should
brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can
just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in
the Bible that the man should brew coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she
fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, and indeed it says...."HEBREWS"
(Therefore, men, for Goodness Sake, shut up)
Source: email from Meyna T. February 1, 2005
si Monyet @ 2/01/2005 08:45:00 AM
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